Ladies and gentleman, fellow bloggers, I've got it. I have found the secret to absolute success. Are you trying to bring attention to your business? Increase the audience of your blog? I can tell you how.
Just follow these simple steps:
1) Find a bunch of teddy bear costumes. You'll also need people willing to put them on and dance around in them ( that can get a bit tricky unless you have some extra cash floating around)
2) That foam finger you got at the last game you went to? Look for it. You're gonna need it
3) Go to your nearest barber shop pet grooming place and ask for the most hideous hairdo they offer. I suggest the "Snuggle Bear", but any Pokemon character will work, too
4) Open your mouth wide open and stick your tong out for like, 4 or 5 minutes. At the same time, do something that resembles singing ( any noise you can manage to get out of your throat will do, really, so don't kill yourself here)
5) Dance around half naked, making as many crude, tasteless and obnoxious moves you can come up with (no "Dancing with the stars" kinda dance here!). Oh, and don't forget to include steps #2 and #4 if you REALLY want this to work
6) Pat yourself on the back and congratulate yourself. You got exactly what you were looking for: you have just created a social media frenzy in minutes, and in within 24 hours, everyone will be talking about you. Mission accomplished
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Just kidding.
Do you really wanna know that secret to success? It's a lot simpler than all that.
Work hard. Give it your all. Stay true to yourself. To your values. Follow your dreams, your passion, and never give up. It might not make you famous instantly, but the process will teach you invaluable lessons. And believe me, the results, will be far more rewarding.
Enjoy 🙂
Coconut Water Limeade & Kiwi Ice Pops
- Total Time: 4 hours 5 mins
- Yield: 6 1x
Description
Replenish your electrolytes with these super refreshing ice pops. Perfect after exercising or a day spent in the sun
Ingredients
- 1 cup coconut water
- 2 tbsp organic sugar, maple syrup or agave (we used wholesome sweeteners)
- 4 tsp fresh squeezed lime juice
- 1 yellow kiwi, sliced
- 1 green kiwi, sliced
Instructions
- Mix coconut water and sugar until sugar is totally dissolved. Add lime juice
- Pour into ice pop molds, filling about ¾ of the way. Add one slice of yellow kiwi and one slice of green kiwi
- Freeze for at least 3-4 hours or until set
- Prep Time: 4 hours 5 mins
- Category: Snack
cindele
I love these- will forward to my friend who is undergoing chemo and needs sweet healthy cold treats. Your statement about how to make a statement of success in the world is right on the mark.
Vicky & Ruth
Thank you Cindy. We are sorry to hear about your friend, we hope she gets a full recovery.
Leah
where do you find yellow kiwi . I have never seen it
Vicky & Ruth
Usually at our local korean or asian market. They are sweeter and a little floral.
Consuelo @ Honey & Figs
Ahora solo necesito encontrar agua de coco para probar estos polos... aunque creo que por España no la tenemos. ¿Sabéis de algún otro sustituto? Es que tienen una pinta tan tan rica y refrescante que me muero de ganas de probarlos 🙂
Vicky & Ruth
Gracias! Si no encuentras el agua de coco, puedes utilizr agua normal. Por lo que se refiere al sabor, cambiara un pelin nada mas. Por lo que se refiere al valor nutricional, el agua de coco aporta mas electrolitos. Esperemos que la encuentres y si no, que lo disfrutes de todas maneras! 🙂
Cass @foodmyfriend
OMG wasn't she horrible?! I freaking love these pops. They are so pretty. I can see them at a Summer party on ice. Yum!
Dawn @ Words Of Deliciousness
These ice pops look yummy. I don't think I have ever seen yellow kiwi before.
Vicky & Ruth
We can only find them at our local Asian market. They are sweeter and a little floral... Delicious!!
Jamie Geller
I was also so disturbed by that performance - what a cry for attention. BTW: Yummy Pops!!!
Chanie@BusyInBrooklyn
What an awesome idea to use coconut water - I love this!!
Alison@Alibabka
These are beautiful! I want one 🙂
Melissa {lilmisscakes}
These pops look so pretty and refreshing!
Sarah Klinkowitz
I love the look of the yellow kiwi ! My kids are always begging for ices - I think I need to make something like this!
Vicky & Ruth
They are great and refreshing and it is a good snack after they have been running around outside.
Whitney @ Jewhungry
These are perfect for our continuous 90 degree weather! Thank you ladies! xoxox, Miami Food Blogger 😉